** Summer Sizzle **

[lina]

Hey honey, who's in there? Sounds like you're ready...

 

[kuso]

I`m always ready for you

I just had a look and it`s only dero at the moment.

I`ve got to catch up on some posts first, then I`ll join in

 

[Burner02]

Hey!
Happy Saturday!
Ok, I'd rather be sleeping...but as long as I'm up...and at work....I'd rather be BS'ing amonst friends....in between commercials. (It is time for Saturday morning cartoons!)
Spiderman just finished..and X-Men come on later.....my day is stacked!
(Oh, I might have some work to do too.....)

 

[lina]

Oh Burner, you are too funny!! Cartoons, eh? Sounds like you are a kid at heart !! Seems like I'm always missing you online since I can only log on at night... butt hope to catch you in our infamout chat room sometime *wink*

Kuso, what happened to you last night? A NO SHOW????? We were all waiting for ya, dude!!! OK, forgiven, you have a lot on your mind.... take care sweetie..

 

[kuso]

Originally posted by lina

Kuso, what happened to you last night? A NO SHOW????? We were all waiting for ya, dude!!! OK, forgiven, you have a lot on your mind.... take care sweetie..

Sorry hon A few things came up and I had to take off.........

I`m there now though

 

[Dero]

Where's Lina?

 

[lina]

Hey Mr Suave, I'm cumming... need to catch UP before I cum you know

 

[Burner02]

Hey Dero!
You can dance a jig!
Now chant along...
"go, dero, go dero, go dero...go, go!

Hey Lina! Yeah...I am a big kid.....probably one of the reasons I am still single? Women do not like it when I comew the the table 'the morning after' in my Superman underroos.....


Well, I go back to teh midnight shift at the end of the month...so I will be on all night long!
..and unfortunate;y, with the firewall and big brother nsecuirty practices here, I cannot do the chat.....

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by Burner02
Hey Dero!
You can dance a jig!
Now chant along...
"go, dero, go dero, go dero...go, go!

Hey Lina! Yeah...I am a big kid.....probably one of the reasons I am still single? Women do not like it when I comew the the table 'the morning after' in my Superman underroos.....


Well, I go back to teh midnight shift at the end of the month...so I will be on all night long!
..and unfortunate;y, with the firewall and big brother nsecuirty practices here, I cannot do the chat.....

Are'nt we ALL just a bunch of BIG KIDS,I know I am,I'm da first one to admit it...
I refusse to grow up...I don't wanna grow up!!!!!

 

[Burner02]

Ha Dero!
Lina likes MY child like qualities!
I remember you saying something about a line in another thread....ha! it starts here...right behind ..me!

 

[lina]

Hey boyz, Dero and Burner,

I went to a radio controlled airplane field this morning.. very cool all these miniature airplanes doing flips and acrobatics... But I couldn't help thinking that no matter how old these men are, they still like their toys... and in this case they never got over their airplane fascination when they were younger..

 

[GardeningGrrl]

Giggle....laughing at the cartoon-watching. Lina, you have such a fun journal!! Hope you're having a great time, sweetie. And the ice cream I made was FANTABULOUS!! Yum. Actually it was a recipe for Cherry Garcia that the Amazon gave me....I modified it a bit, added some vanilla and left out the chocolate (I don't like the fruit/choc combo! ), and it was soooooooo yummy. I need to stay away from my ice cream maker, or I'll start to look a bit frightening!

Hmm, I did find a recipe for chocolate fudge ice cream though.....

 

[lina]

Hiiiiiii GG!! I could use some icecream right now!! Actually a staple in my diet these days LOL!!! Yikes !!! But since I'm enjoying what is in my mind my "freeweek" hehe, I take what I like from BFL still , and livin' it up!! So right about now would be a good time to try out your version of Cherry Garcia! So did you had to sit there and de-pit all those cherries? Oh, yeah that chocolate fudge would have been my choice too... I had today..

Haagen Dazs Icecream, Belgian Chocolate in Chocolate icecream! Heavenly I say... loaded! It was small chocolate shavings everywhere in choc icecream.... ahhh, found a new weakness.. thank God this is the only place I've seen them...and I don't live here year round...

 

[GardeningGrrl]

Yeah, pitting the cherries was, well, the pits!!

That's why I think I'll try chocolate variations for a while. Ooh, the HD sounds heavenly.....I'm going to try to make one that's similar to my favorite, Baskin Robbins fudge brownie. Yum. Well, I won't make it soon, otherwise I really will look like the Staypuff Marshmallow!!

I'm glad you're enjoying the local goodies though! That's what vacations are for.......

 

[Burner02]

Hey!
yeah...the Bane of my diet.....
Ben & Jerries Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough......or Briars' Cookies' n' Cream.

Yeah....do not eat them too much, especially the Ben & Jerries....maybe once every 6 - 8 months.....


Oohhhh! RC Planes! I want one! I wanted to be a fighter pilot since I was a kid. I have even completed several hours of flight training and everything! Then, when Top Gun came out WAY back when...that was it. I was gonna be maverick! I even came up with my own call sign for when I got my wings. However, all was for naught. I have a color deficiency that keeps me DQ'd from flying in the military. Besides...I wasn't sure how they were going to be able to fit:
'Jackhammeringstudbeast" only on one side of the air craft...

 

[lina]

LOL Burner, love reading your funny stories... yeah still a boy at heart I tell ya...keep those stories coming, you're very entertaining!!! Haha, Jackhammeringstudbeast, eh? You devil!!!! Too bad bout your color deficiency though, color meaning in your eyes.. can't see enuf color...didn't know there was such a thing... ???????

Can't see your avatar too good, need a BIGGER picture sweetie... So the female horn dogs can give you the look over.... hehe

 

[J'Bo]

I think he means he is color blind lina.
I think i missed your diary lately, i did not know you were in the ELC club too (eating like crap). Thank god i am not the only one. Dont they have jam busters in Aruba?

 

[J'Bo]

Where the heck do you guys get these cute little smilies from?

 

[lina]

LOL Jbo the ELC??? Oh, yeah! All the bad stuff is req'd on vaca.... FOOD AND since my hubby is not around these days.... PARTAY in the chat room

Sending you a pm Ms. jambuster

 

[kuso]

Morning hon.....long time no see.

How`s things??

 

[lina]

Evening kuso!!! Yeah, how was the typhoon? All's ok?

All is well here in paradise LOL, it took me so long to get used to the idea of coming here for a month, now I'm here I'm getting used to it... butt then it's time to go back.. I guess as long I have the gym, the internet I'm ok, butt missing hubby. How are you, kuso you jambusting dog?

 

[kuso]

LOL.....not too bad. The typoon pretty much blew it`s self out before arriving again,...we just got a heap of rain and wind.....but not THAT strong.

Glad to hear you are enjoying yourself

 

[Burner02]

Gooood Morning!
I just had my mug of coffee w/ fat free / sugar free vanilla hot chocolate with it...(It keeps me away from the creamer and sugar..)

Yep, sort of color blind. Not as bad as a dog.....I do see color. I think I see color fine, most of the time..sometimes in s\certain light, the darker colors throw me a little. I've looked thru the HUD of an F-16, and I saw all the read outs just fine..


Smilies? Yo wana know he we do our smilies!?! Well, Ms. J'BO, I gotta tell ya, it's a secret. Secret squirrel stuff. I have been sworn to secrecy as to not let out the information to just anybody. If it does get out, Agent Kuso will be dispatched to your location and commence to tickle you into tears. I know, it is a horrible torture, so I shouldn't tell you. (Besides, I wanted to be the tickle enforcer upon women....last week...mmafiter needed to be dealt with...and that was one assignment I gladly let Agegnt Kuso take..)


Ok. You seem like you have checked out. I think we can entrust you with teh great responsibility of knowing how to make the secret smiley faces. Shhh, come close. Get real close to the monitor. Ok, ready? Look to your left pane of the monitor when you post a reply. Or.....if just doing a quick reply, the smileys will be just below to the left.
Ms. J'BO, this is secret hush hsh stuff.....remember, if mistreated, Agent Kuso shall be enroute to exact punishment upon your person if fail to comply with Secret Squirrel standards.
That will be all.

Lina, you like stories? I have a couple. I will post in a bit...

 

[Burner02]

Ok, here are some things I jotted down some time ago. Yes, they actually happened. Yes I actually wrote them. Yes, some of the animals prtrayed in these shorts met their ultimate doom....it was their time....

Mr. Bun E. Rabbit

I feel kinda bad, I squished a bunny rabbit last night with the truck. No, I wasn't planning on it. Call it assisted suicide. Maybe he was having family problems. Had a wife, 40 kids, working hard scavenging enough food for all. His daughters running around and having babies as soon as they could conceive. Maybe got a little too much for
Mr. Rabbit to handle. So in a fit of desperation, he was out running the patch at all hours of the night when he saw my headlights coming. The idea struck him that he could end it all. It would be quick and final. At the last moment, he committed and ran for my tires. I tried to evade, but he was determined. I felt the bunny under my left front tire, and the final blow with the rear. I turned around to see if he was maybe just 'winged', but I found him dead, and doing a remarkable impersonation of an Aunt Jemimah pancake. Poor little Mr. Bun E. Rabbit.

 

[Burner02]

...another one....

Daffy:

Last night, I came home and there was something in front of the garage. Not sure what it was. I drove over it. (It went between the tires) I came back out and had a look see. I was a duck! It was wounded. Wings were damaged. The duck, I'll call him Daffy from now on..was on his back. I thought Daffy was dead, until I walked up to it, and it 'QUAAACCKKKEEDDD!' at me then started to flap his wings. Was not sure what to do, so I decided to leave Daffy be for the night. This morning, I went out to check on him before I let the cats out. Even though I'm sure Daffy is a scrappy little fighter, he was injured and the male cat is quite a hunter. I walked out, and he lay there motionless. I figured he died during the night, so I got a trashcan and the snow shovel to scoop him up. When I got near, Daffy started to squirm. Little bugger was still alive. He started squirming and flapping and paddling his little flippered feet. I took the shovel..no, I didn't smash him with it. I felt bad for him, so I carefully flipped him onto his feet. Well, he 'QUUAAACCCKKKEEDD!!!' and ran into the garage and under some stuff where I can't get to him. Now I am not sure what to do. If he doesn't come out, he will die there, and leave nasty dead duck scent..eww. If I were to let the cats at him, they would either dine well that day, or chase Daffy out of the garage. Right now, ol Daffy is a sitting duck..if he doesn't get out of the garage..he is gonna be a dead duck.. Sorry, had to say it!

Daffy: Part II

Thought u might like to know, Daffy made it out and seems to be doing just fine. Didn't need the assistance of the cats. I found an alternative method. As I was driving into the garage this morning, I remembered how we ousted Noriega from Panama; I left the engine running and cranked the stereo, so he wouldn't try to run further back into the barn. I grabbed my mag-light and a broom and began Operation Daffy-be-Gone. Took a few attempts, but my fine-feathered friend headed out the door and into the yard! Success! I kinda 'chased' him towards the pond, where I lost sight of him in the tall grass. I felt he was out of danger from the cats, so I let them out to frolic in the sun. I saw Daffy doing a casual backstroke in the pond this afternoon, so I figured he would be ok. I gave him a nod and said;"What's up, Daffy?" He kinda gave me a flap of his wing and a quick 'Quuaackkk!' and went about his business. I guess we had a kind of man/duck bonding thing. Don???t think we'll be hanging out much though. People tend to talk..

 

[Burner02]

...and another one.

BIRD STRIKE

.... and last week, I was driving down a mountain pass with my truck, the same one I seem to have all my incidents with..
Minding my own business, I was driving home after a nice day of 4X4ing with some friends. The events of the next few moments happened so fast. It seems that a couple of birds were up to their dare deviling do..and the one decided to use my truck as the source of their bravado. Kinda like playing chicken with me. Has this happened to anyone else? Bird either flies in front of or at your vehicle or veers off at the last possible moment? Well, this bird's depth perception was just a little bit off. It was to be his last mistake. The bird, to whom I will call 'Tweety' came at me head on from high above, with his friend, I'll call Foghorn flying above him and probably egging him on. Most likely saying something like: "C'mon! you can do it! Get closer! What are you, chicken?" And being the brave bird Tweety was, he fell for it. He came screaming out of the sky at me, with his wings back for maximum speed and a determined look upon his face. Maybe he was going too fast, or caught a crosswind, but Tweety made a fatal error. I could see the horror in his eyes. As he realized he passed the 'point of no return', he opened his wings like a speed brake before frantically flapping to gain altitude. His eyes opened to about the size of grapes. (Which on a bird of his small stature was rather impressive!) and I can only imagine let out a scream of horror right before impact. There was nothing I could do. I ducked from basic reaction, as he was headed for my face. He slammed into the windshield and over the roof of the truck. I saw him do a few flips in the air before falling out of the sky and crashing to the ground. It didn't look good for Tweety. I lost sight of Foghorn because I was heading around a corner. I know I should have felt bad for the loss of such a young and courageous bird, but I had the thought of the Olympics in my head, and all I could think of was his overall technique was good, but he had a sloppy dismount. I give him a 5.33 for his efforts

 

[Twin Peak]

Hey Lina, how are ya?!? Didn't realize you were on vaca for a month! How is it going?

 

[Eggs]

Man, Burner... that reminds me of something that happened quite recently. I was driving a work truck (one of my last days in Italy) and I was passing these small houses. Now anybody thats been over there knows they like to keep their streets small and houses close together. So I was driving down this small street being careful in case there were children and what not, and I spy these birds up on the roof about 20 ft away. So I'm getting closer, and right before I pass them, one looks right at me and jumps off the side directly under my tire. The bird didnt flap its wings, try to evade my car or anything... and I was so shocked I didnt even try to miss the little thing. I'm glad to know that birds seem to be acting whacky everywhere and not just around me. Perhaps its something in the air.

 

[Burner02]

I remember the narrow streets of Italy! the memories.....

 

[Eggs]

Oh yeah, and hey Lina! I guess this being your journal and all I shouldnt just toss random shiat in here to other people

So, vacation is going pretty well I take it? Sounds like you are having a blast, wish I were in the tropics right now. Chicago is... well, Chicago in the summer. Humid, tan, hot, sweaty. Well, that and more

No more chat room for me until this weekend though *whine* See you then maybe.

Eggs

PS - "You are almost as bad as PB!" LOL, I dont think I'll forget that line for a while.