The How-To on: Sex in a Hottub

[craig777]

I have a hot tub, and it doesn't have chlorine it has bromine.

The natural lubrication during sex gets washed away in the water, so it doesn't work very well.

Like TxDeb said do the foreplay in the hot tub, and then retire to the bedroom, or like my wife and I have done make love outside under the stars.

 

[naturaltan]

hey now ... easy ...

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Titanya
tell me about it! Alboobs gunna have a feild day with this.... but fuck it... this is information I actually think i need to know... thanx for the info J'Bo!

WTF? I gave TWO serious answers; #1 make sure the water's clean and #2 add extra chlorine if Dero's been in the tub.

 

[Crono1000]

because you also pm'ed me saying to take pictures and post them on the board

and the pm didn't sound like it was tit you were wanting pictures of

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Crono1000 the pm didn't sound like it was tit you were wanting pictures of

You are correct sir, I was wanting pictures of your sister-in-law.

 

[david]

Originally posted by J'Bo
thats terrible.

I was young and dumb... what could I say? I was certainly not proud of it.

 

[J'Bo]

oh ok. how come you arent pmin me?

 

[david]

I did!!

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by ALBOB
WTF? I gave TWO serious answers; #1 make sure the water's clean and #2 add extra chlorine if Dero's been in the tub.

WAIT A MINUTE THERE!!!!
I wash every day and sometimes more then once,why is it that I get such a bad rep?????
'Booby!!!!

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by Dero
WAIT A MINUTE THERE!!!!
I wash every day and sometimes more then once,why is it that I get such a bad rep?????
'Booby!!!!

question is... watchu washin with?

 

[Dero]

Eau de toillet!!!!

 

[david]

what is that in French, anyways, Dero?

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Titanya
question is... watchu washin with?

Damn, ya' beat me to the punch Tit. Nice one.

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by ALBOB
Damn, ya' beat me to the punch Tit. Nice one.

I learned from da best, pops

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by Titanya
I learned from da best, pops

Da best what???

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by Dero
Da best what???

the best bullshitter... naturally

 

[Dero]

Ah FUQ!!!( thi should maybe be in da FUQ thread,butt...)
Just what we needed another BULLSHIT ARTIST!!!



to TIT!!!

 

[buff_tat2d_chic]

Originally posted by Crono1000


of course by "hazardous to the woman" I mean "will my hand get chapped"

 

[buff_tat2d_chic]

This is a great thread!! I learned a lot. Thanx!!

 

[Triple Threat]

Originally posted by Titanya
I learned from da best, pops

Pops? I see that a little of IT has rubbed off on Tit.

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by CaptainDeadlift
Pops? I see that a little of IT has rubbed off on Tit.

I was just thinking the same thing.

 

[Crono1000]

Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
This is a great thread!! I learned a lot. Thanx!!

could you maybe tell me what it is that we learned?

I'm having a hard time weeding out all the bullshit

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Crono1000
could you maybe tell me what it is that you've learned?

The hell with that Buff, SHOW me what you've learned.

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by ALBOB
I was just thinking the same thing.

Notice how they(IT and TIT) call the Ol' Man POPS...I'm starting to see a familly resemblance...
MAybe they REALLY are AlBOOB's kids...

 

[Crono1000]

sugar + spice + everything nice + Chemical X = Powerpuff girls

lizards + snails + puppy dog tails + Chemical XXX = Dirty Old Man

 

[ALBOB]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well, they do look good enough to be my kids.

 

[Crono1000]

yet they all claim to have slept with one another

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Crono1000
yet they all claim to have slept with one another

I NEVER claimed to sleep with Irontime!!!

 

[Dero]

Right...
S'what you say now...

 

[kidda9]

Grrrrr wish i lived in USA just for a home hot tub .Hard work trying to have sex in a bath 3ft wide and 6ft long.Give up in the end and just went back to my room