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whats the difference bewteen a pizza and a jew
doesnt scream when you put it in the over
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, "What size?"
He says, "I don't know."
She holds up a finger and says, "That big?"
He says, "Bigger."
She holds up three fingers and says, "That big?"
He says, "Smaller?"
She holds up two fingers and he says, "That's it."
She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, "Medium."
He says, "I don't know."
She holds up a finger and says, "That big?"
He says, "Bigger."
She holds up three fingers and says, "That big?"
He says, "Smaller?"
She holds up two fingers and he says, "That's it."
She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, "Medium."
What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.
A canoe tips.
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What do yuo call a 100 mexicans holding hands around your house?
A SPIC it fence
A SPIC it fence
How do you know you're at a gay picnic?
All the hot dogs taste like shit.
All the hot dogs taste like shit.
what's the difference in a woman and a washing machine?
when you dump a load in the washer, it doesn't start calling you all the fucking time.
when you dump a load in the washer, it doesn't start calling you all the fucking time.
Two black guys fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first?
Who cares.
Who cares.
What did little Adolf get for his birthday?
An Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew.
An Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew.
Did you hear about the new Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up.
It stops on a dime, then picks it up.
What do you call a black hitchhiker?
Stranded!
Stranded!
Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there's a Target on every corner!
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
lol
How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!
How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
Your bike!!!
Your bike!!!
lol'd
What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?
What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?
WHAT'S six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Money.
Money.
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
The PGA tour.
Damn!^
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
What do you call a room full of Jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.
A whine and cheese party.
jagbender
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what is this
Spic spic spic spic spic spic chink nigga nigga nigga nigga
A lawn sprinkler
Spic spic spic spic spic spic chink nigga nigga nigga nigga
A lawn sprinkler
