A bear in need is a bear indeed

[T_man]

I like how you know RIGHT where that forum is, T-Pain. You wanna get chatty with me?
Gosh, all this homosexual curiosity? What's a Bear to do!?!?? ; )

Google is a blessing isnt it?? Thought I'd spare you the time and search it for you seeing as your .... .... lifestyle.... takes so much time I thought a couple of seconds would be of help to you.

AFAIK UD 2.0 needs alot of commitment, thats why I'm not touching on it, I cant promise that I wont go out or have the odd fast food spontaneously.
Do you think you have the commitment?
Exercises look good, and the current word being preached on IM forums is to do compounds so don't worry about us here.

I would say for kcals it would obviously differ with different people and thats where Built comes in handy

Do you do any sort of exercise/cardio? And what supps do you take?

 

[juggernaut]

I'm getting a feeling fatass doesnt want help; he wants the world to know how gay he can be. There's nothing wrong with that, but he's taking it to an extreme. Dont bother helping him. He keeps talking shit and doesnt wanna answer any questions.

 

[fatsaucemcghee]

I'm getting a feeling fatass doesnt want help; he wants the world to know how gay he can be. There's nothing wrong with that, but he's taking it to an extreme. Dont bother helping him. He keeps talking shit and doesnt wanna answer any questions.

Hey Jigglenuts,
Built loves me.

 

[Built]

Built just finds it entertaining when men squirm around gay guys.

fatsauce, did you read the link in my sig on getting started? Can you tell me what macros you are currently running and if you are losing, gaining or maintaining?

 

[RoosterTX]

Built just finds it entertaining when men squirm around gay guys.

fatsauce, did you read the link in my sig on getting started? Can you tell me what macros you are currently running and if you are losing, gaining or maintaining?

I think the general concern is that they will catch gay themselves.

 

[Built]

That's why I always train with a pale pink towel. Drape that thing over a powercage and nobody TOUCHES it. Yanno, in case the gay rubs off.

 

[T_man]

Built, any guy seeing you do squats might be gay before, but definately won't after!

I don't mind gay people at all though. I just find it sad they haven't seen built squat yet

 

[T_man]

OKay I'ma stop with the perverted comments.
Just don't be an ass, or you can be one, either way you'll fit in perfectly here.

 

[juggernaut]

Built, any guy seeing you do squats might be gay before, but definately won't after!

I don't mind gay people at all though. I just find it sad they haven't seen built squat yet

Built, shweety, can we have a youtube of you doing romanian deads??? PLEASE??????

 

[fatsaucemcghee]

Built, shweety, can we have a youtube of you doing romanian deads??? PLEASE??????

MMMMMMM
Since we're throwing out requests here, I would love to pound any of you sexy boyz on the hamstring curl machine.

Next time you're on that machine, KNOW that we (the gays) are watching...

Giving a New Meaning to Ground & Pound,
FatSauce McGhee

ps - Any TX guys wanna do a little MMA training together?!?!?

 

[fatsaucemcghee]

Built just finds it entertaining when men squirm around gay guys.

fatsauce, did you read the link in my sig on getting started? Can you tell me what macros you are currently running and if you are losing, gaining or maintaining?

Sure it's uncomfortable at first, but these big girlz get used to it. ; )

I find the interest of T-Man, Jigglenutz, and AstroGlide in me so mysterious.
Hey boyz, don't ask don't tell! (shhhhhhhhhh...)

 

[fatsaucemcghee]

@ T-Man

Hey T-Bag,
You're SO petite! Ever think about doing drag? I would KILL for that figure! *sigh* A bear can dream, can't she?

How does someone know so much about bulking yet remain so small? Baffling.

No Offense. I'm SO jealous!

Toodles,
FatSauce McGhee

 

[T_man]

See. Here's a few reasons why I'm so small:

Been lifting for just over a year, you, probably a whole lot more.
I'm 19, you're 31. By the time I'm your age IF I WANT, I probably could have a better physique.
I'm natural, I haven't used any anabolics yet.
At the moment I'm not looking for a bodybuilder's physique, just an athletes physique, as I play soccer at a pretty high standard and don't want to be too bulky to play on the wing.
I really don't think I can get any more catty(females) if I bulk even more as most my age don't like the big bulky guys (like you) and prefer the athlete build. At the moment I'm on the Fatt side as I've just completed my first ever bulk and I'm looking to cut before the soccer pre-season games start


And I don't know the most about bulking but I read about these forums, I've read way more than I've posted. I read and note every post by mods & other members whos opinion they approve and derive my suggestions (everything I post trying to help someone is a suggestion and I usually tell them to wait for a mod's approval of my suggestion before going through with it)

Yea and I said I have no problems with gays, and as for name-calling; I don't really need to think of a cheap-shot name when yours is what it is No offense taken

PS you can watch me do hamstring curls; I've got a sweet ass, but you can't touch. Have a nice day

 

[nkira]

This thread should be moved to open chat....since you all wanna talk about sex n nothing else.

 

[Built]

Agreed.

And done.

Fatsauce, you want to start a training journal go ahead. Keep the e-bitch slapping in open chat.

Carry on...

 

[ROID]

.
But for the record, I am queerer than a football bat.

Toodles,
FatSauce McGhee

ha, I think i get it. I must not be gay or I would have understood that the first ten times i read it.

I feel relieved.

 

[Hench]

ha, I think i get it. I must not be gay or I would have understood that the first ten times i read it.

I feel relieved.

Agreed, I thought fatsauce was just a dick, but if he's a funny gay guy who is going to take the piss out of everyone then that's cool.

Should we set up fatsauce and tallcall.....?

 

[ROID]

Agreed.

And done.

Fatsauce, you want to start a training journal go ahead. Keep the e-bitch slapping in open chat.

Carry on...

You're projecting way too much authority here. I bet I could beat you in arm wrestling.

 

[Built]

I bet you couldn't. I fight dirty - and you're ticklish!

 

[ROID]

I bet you couldn't. I fight dirty - and you're ticklish!

I'm a chemically enchanced person that walks around his house grunting like a gorilla to intimidate little kids and i'm pretty sure that means i could beat you.


As far as being ticklish, that's just dirty talk.

 

[Built]

Hee hee hee hee!

 

[juggernaut]

ha, I think i get it. I must not be gay or I would have understood that the first ten times i read it.

I feel relieved.

same here...I was like wtf???

 

[RoosterTX]

Bad news if you posted in this thread, or even read the title you have been inffected with gay and are now offically a homo. Time to figure out how to tell your parents, friends, and loved ones.

My parents did not take the news well, I was asked not to return home for fear of contagion.

 

[juggernaut]

will tamiflu help?

 

[fatsaucemcghee]

@ T-Man

So I can watch you? Mmmmmmm!

Would you mind posting a pic of that sweet ass of yours? I just don't believe it until I see it! ; )

Toodles,
FatSauceMcGhee

 

[plums_jp]

this is all absurd, fatsauce is most likely not even gay, but a 15 year old being funny with buddies... the only thing gay here is the number of replies to this guy

 

[nkira]

Nice one rooster......

FATSAUCE YOU DUMBFUCK,

HE'S ASKING FOR

1.YOUR TOTAL KCAL INTAKE
2.CARB INTAKE PER DAY BY GRAM
3.FAT INTAKE PER DAY BY GRAM
4.PROTIEN INTAKE PER DAY BY GRAM
5.YOUR CURRENT BF %

DO A SCREEN CAPTURE OF YOUR FITDAY WHICH I'M SURE YOU'VE BEEN DILIGENTLY UPDATING.

 

[ROID]

What's the proper way to message the prostate for a straight man ?

 

[fatsaucemcghee]

@ RoosterTX,
Oh, you think you're so cool picking on a gay, huh, RoosterTX? Little does this forum know that RoosterTX used to suck dick for coke in the bathroom @ Rain (uber popular gay hangout in Austin, TX).
Now what RoosterTX? Why don't you tell them how you gagged on my monster cock for a bump?
Stop denying your past and get real.

Toodles,
Fat Sauce McGhee

 

[RoosterTX]

@ RoosterTX,
Oh, you think you're so cool picking on a gay, huh, RoosterTX? Little does this forum know that RoosterTX used to suck dick for coke in the bathroom @ Rain (uber popular gay hangout in Austin, TX).
Now what RoosterTX? Why don't you tell them how you gagged on my monster cock for a bump?
Stop denying your past and get real.

Toodles,
Fat Sauce McGhee

FatSauce,

I thought that was just between you and me. I trusted you and you've outed me how could you?

But since we are clearing the air, I just got the test results back from the Doctor. PM me we need to talk. :crying: