Famous Sex Quotes!!!

[bubbasr]

Tom Clancy:
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
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Steve Martin:
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
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Drew Carey:
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good!"
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Woody Allen:
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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Rodney Dangerfield:
"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
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Rodney Dangerfield:
"My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat of the car... and she wanted me to drive."
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George Burns:
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
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George Burns:
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
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Lynn Lavner:
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
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Harvey Korman:
"Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building."

 

[bigss75]

George Burns:
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

 

[coleman]

Rodney Dangerfield:
"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."

poor fella

 

[Badger]

George Burns:
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."


I'll have to agree with this one.

 

[DFINEST]

Originally posted by bubbasr

Steve Martin:
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."


I thought that I was the ONLY lost one, what a relief that I'm not

 

[cornfed]

Holy sh!t. Props, my friend. Props.

 

[Burner02]

those were good!

 

[cornfed]

Irontime:
__"Dammit, I said I was in, didn't I?!!"
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Kuso:
__"I swear, I have no idea where that hampster came from or how it got in there, honest."
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Albob:
__"So it's a sheep? Big deal"
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Sheep:
__"Baaaaah....He's right, no big deal"
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Crash:
__"Who you callin' needle dick?"
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Irontime:
__"I mean, c/mon, Crashy...I've had bigger"
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[cornfed]

 

[Burner02]

cornfed fades back, he shoots...he SCORES!!!
nothing butt net!

 

[cornfed]

Don't laugh too hard bud, You almost made the list

 

[Burner02]

damn, this must have been a bad week..I didn't even make a list of people being dissed...

 

[CRASHMAN]

poor you

 

[Little Wing]

bump too funny sorry

 

[Little Wing]

Irontime:
__"Dammit, I said I was in, didn't I?!!"
___________________________________
Kuso:
__"I swear, I have no idea where that hampster came from or how it got in there, honest."
___________________________________
Albob:
__"So it's a sheep? Big deal"
___________________________________
Sheep:
__"Baaaaah....He's right, no big deal"
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Crash:
__"Who you callin' needle dick?"
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Irontime:
__"I mean, c/mon, Crashy...I've had bigger"
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[david]

 

[Vieope]

 

[Little Wing]

here's one "Luke dump some old pm's there is no room for new ones"

 

[min0 lee]

 

[CRASHMAN]

fuckers....

 

[Vince2005]

LMAO

 

[Shae]

"What did we do before we got here? We fucked in the car. Thats what we did."

- Billy Bob Thorton

 

[Luke9583]

here's one "Luke dump some old pm's there is no room for new ones"

 

[Little Wing]

"shut up and kiss me." where have i heard that?

 

[Luke9583]

"shut up and kiss me." where have i heard that?

are you talking again?

 

[Luke9583]

"Ohh, yea baby, right there. I like it like that"

- anonymous

 

[Vieope]

"Ohh, yea baby, right there. I like it like that"

- anonymous

I know who said that.

 

[Little Wing]

1. Luke9583 has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.

again

 

[Flex]

"Gimme some sugar, baby"-Duke Nukem

 

[Flex]

"I'm gonna cum....Awww.... Awwwwwwwww FUCK"-Peter North