Gym scum makes me nuts!!!!!

[big60235]

Okay boys and girls, almost all of us know proper gym etiquette but we all have those one or two people at the gym that just make you want to drop a dumbell on them.

Post up your most annoying gym experiences....


Mine is the guy that goes to the treadmill for 1 hour and then comes over to the weight pit to train and lays his fat sweat dripping stinky ass all over a bench that I am about to use and doesn't wipe it down when he is finished with his 2 sets of 50lb dumbell bench press for around 5 reps each. It really seems like the sweatier you are the more pieces of equipment you have to lay on before you go SHOWER.

 

[Work IN Progress]

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[SFW]

i hate it when some hot bitch in spandex has to come and stand directly in front of me to do her DB squats while periodically looking at me in the mirror to see if im looking. i mean, what do you want from me, huh? You want me to follow you to the lockers and ravage you, huh? You want me to compliment your physique, huh? You want me to drop a fucking weight on my foot because im distracted, huh? is that what you want lady? FUCKING ANSWER ME!

 

[Work IN Progress]

i hate it when some hot bitch in spandex has to come and stand directly in front of me to do her DB squats while periodically looking at me in the mirror to see if im looking. i mean, what do you want from me, huh? You want me to follow you to the lockers and ravage you, huh? You want me to compliment your physique, huh? You want me to drop a fucking weight on my foot because im distracted, huh? is that what you want lady? FUCKING ANSWER ME!

Sounds like she wants the cockmeat sandwich. HuH?

 

[vortrit]

I hate everyone is the gym who: Is not me. If you are not me you don't need to be in the gym while I'm working out you worthless scum-bag!

 

[Retlaw]

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[Retlaw]

i hate it when some hot bitch in spandex has to come and stand directly in front of me to do her DB squats while periodically looking at me in the mirror to see if im looking. i mean, what do you want from me, huh? You want me to follow you to the lockers and ravage you, huh? You want me to compliment your physique, huh? You want me to drop a fucking weight on my foot because im distracted, huh? is that what you want lady? FUCKING ANSWER ME!

 

[The Prototype]

I saw a guy in the gym the other day with a Tap Out tank top. But his gut was so big, the front of the tank top just covered his belly. I wish I took a pic of that!

 

[juggernaut]

How about those stupid assholes who drip on the benches and dont give a shit about the next person who needs to use the bench...yeah, I need your fucking mrsa germs douchebag.
Or how about the diva who drowns her fucking retarded ass in the shitiest perfume imaginable.
Or the usual asshole whole does curls in a squat rack or power rack.
Oh lest we forget the dickbag who grunts at the top of his lungs with 20lbs of wieght on the bar while doing a bench press. Bitch please.

 

[REDDOG309]

In my gym they posted signs everywhere saying "don't forget to wipe" and the same people walk away and never wipe things down. fucking pigs!

 

[juggernaut]

Oh and dont forget the jerkoffs who just leave shit unracked.

 

[MDR]

Grossest thing I've ever seen is when an older lady was using the machines, and my lifting partner tells me to look over. She had on white sweats, and her entire butt was brown. She had shit her pants in the gym. I guess her Depends failed her that day. My buddy went up to the front after trying to talk to her-no English. They came in and got her out of there.

 

[ANIMALHAUS]

TALKERS, TALKERS, TALKERS!!!!!!! The same fat, out-of-shape fuckbags who you see in the gym EVERYDAY, havent gained a pound of muscle or lost a pound of fat, and STAND IN FRONT OF A MACHINE TALKING!!!

No I don't want to fucking talk to you. If you want to talk, bring a friend or get a personal trainer.

In a world with cell phones and texting, computers and instant messaging... CALL THE MOTHER FUCKER, DONT JOIN A FUCKING GYM.

For ex. Two weeks ago I overheard two older and very heavy women talking about their favorite Chinese food. I bet you'll never believe what they WEREN'T doing... thats right, working out.

FTR, I just used females for my example, but it's usually men who are the worst.

 

[GMO]

Grossest thing I've ever seen is when an older lady was using the machines, and my lifting partner tells me to look over. She had on white sweats, and her entire butt was brown. She had shit her pants in the gym. I guess her Depends failed her that day. My buddy went up to the front after trying to talk to her-no English. They came in and got her out of there.

MDR, bro..that shit just ain't right. No pun intended.

You just made me throw up in my mouth.

 

[fraseram]

I hate people who dont unrack!!!!!!!! why should I take twice as long to do my workout so that you can shorten yours by being lazy?????
Too people that talk WHILE taking up a piece of equip. that I need to use!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! move on people
OHHHHHHH and those who wont let you work in ... its called kindergarden......... SHARE

 

[min0 lee]

i hate it when some hot bitch in spandex has to come and stand directly in front of me to do her DB squats while periodically looking at me in the mirror to see if im looking. i mean, what do you want from me, huh? You want me to follow you to the lockers and ravage you, huh? You want me to compliment your physique, huh? You want me to drop a fucking weight on my foot because im distracted, huh? is that what you want lady? FUCKING ANSWER ME!

You wants you dodo.

 

[REDDOG309]

Grossest thing I've ever seen is when an older lady was using the machines, and my lifting partner tells me to look over. She had on white sweats, and her entire butt was brown. She had shit her pants in the gym. I guess her Depends failed her that day. My buddy went up to the front after trying to talk to her-no English. They came in and got her out of there.

Maybe this is what the don't forget to wipe signs in my gym mean.
I thought they were talking about the machines and benches.

 

[Noghri73]

Last night this skinny guy was helping a heavy lady with her routine.
They spent 30 minutes doing various ab exercises. Then left.

At least they didn't leave sweat on the equipment.

 

[vindicated346]

I hate everyone is the gym who: Is not me. If you are not me you don't need to be in the gym while I'm working out you worthless scum-bag!

best one so far..but for me it HAS to be the guys in the gym, that not only watch the weight I push, but wait until after im done lifting to start their set, and then try to "stay" with me in weight all the while killing themselves using shit form...and little guys that walk around puffed out..

 

[bio-chem]

I work out at a fight gym and the guys who get me are the ones who wear tap out gear like there is no other brand, but never get on the mat or in the cage. They pay 80 dollars a month to crowd up the weights so they can say they "train" at a fight gym. They all have skinny pencil legs due to their aversion of the squat rack and they act like they are tough shit because they can bench a few pounds more and have bigger arms than the fighters. The second they are invited into a sparing class they run for the showers like a bunch of pussies.

 

[TampaSRT]

Or the usual asshole whole does curls in a squat rack or power rack.

This drives me crazy! I need to do squats and these fuckers never do legs and only use the rack for curls.

 

[Work IN Progress]

Oh and dont forget the jerkoffs who just leave shit unracked.

Yessss, Forgot about that one. Lazy fucks. Reminds me of that Cutler video when he makes a point to say. "See, even pros rack their own weights."

 

[PushAndPull]

My rippling muscles inspire fear and awe to all those before them. The cowardly responses of the men and the constant drooling from the women is pretty annoying when i'm trying to workout.

 

[Db52280]

This is why I have a home gym..

 

[Gena Marie]

How about the assholes who are using more then 1 piece of equipment and won't let you work in?

 

[ANIMALHAUS]

best one so far..but for me it HAS to be the guys in the gym, that not only watch the weight I push, but wait until after im done lifting to start their set, and then try to "stay" with me in weight all the while killing themselves using shit form...and little guys that walk around puffed out..

Oh yea, the 150 pounders with invincible lats, gotta love em!

 

[ATyler]

What i hate the most if the middle aged women that come in and do cardio and stink up the whole place. Its almost impossible to try and stay focused when the whole gym smells like rancid vag

 

[Merkaba]

How about those stupid assholes who drip on the benches and dont give a shit about the next person who needs to use the bench...yeah, I need your fucking mrsa germs douchebag.
Or how about the diva who drowns her fucking retarded ass in the shitiest perfume imaginable.
Or the usual asshole whole does curls in a squat rack or power rack.
Oh lest we forget the dickbag who grunts at the top of his lungs with 20lbs of wieght on the bar while doing a bench press. Bitch please.

lol...rep given ...

and Man I KEEP a big can of the Lysol wipes for these dumbos. ...Mrsa....

freakin flesh eating staph...

 

[Merkaba]

best one so far..but for me it HAS to be the guys in the gym, that not only watch the weight I push, but wait until after im done lifting to start their set, and then try to "stay" with me in weight all the while killing themselves using shit form...and little guys that walk around puffed out..

I love this shit cause when I am on the cables they think they're doing just that but then they realize my work sets don't really start until about 3/4 stack. with rows I usually end with adding 20 or 30 lbs of the rubber weights ontop of the stack. Then they give me that, "I know that guy's on roids look"

 

[big60235]

Great work to all. Keep them coming!!!! I lobe know this stuff doesn't just piss me off.