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How many of you think you could take a chimpanzee?

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i would run across the ring, jump the fuck up and drop-kick that monkey, man.

fuck the monkeys . . . .

the monkeys did a study and found that i was 7X stronger than them.
 
klc9100 said:
i would run across the ring, jump the fuck up and drop-kick that monkey, man.

fuck the monkeys . . . .

the monkeys did a study and found that i was 7X stronger than them.
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I like your attitude. Wanna tag team this thing and split the promo money 50/50?
 
GeorgeForemanRules said:
HAHAHAHAH


Dunce post of the month.

Next thing you will tell us is Astronauts don't eat real food. :roflmao:
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every see a large primate jumping or leaping? nope...I wonder why?
 
A chimp is stronger than the "Average" human.

Keyword is average. I am not average. I would beat the everloving shit out of a female or adolescent chimp, easy.
 
carmineb said:
i heard they distract u by swinging at your face and when your arms are up, they go for your balls and rip them out of their pouch.... it is their basic move. to castrate u .... that is why I would stand a small chance, the moment they go for mine, I'd be like sorry sucker, wife got to them first! .
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That's where the classic movie, Monkey Steals the Peach, came from.

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what if we put boxing gloves on and the monkey cant grab? like someone said they dont have good punching muscles. pretty sure i woop its ass! no 4ft thing beats a crazy pitbull just watch the news
 
So Primates are wicked strong and very good at learning things. We know this. I think it would be awesome to train a monkey from birth to be the strongest, most jacked up monkey on earth. Give it like 2 grams of test a week and growth hormone and train him to lift weights and feed it real good. Im not sure if primates eat meat but if they do then this could be the most badass monkey that ever lived.
 
if i had a monkey, much like all my pitbulls, they learn at a very early age NOT to fuck with me
 
I'm pretty sure giving a primate 2 grams a week of test would only be suppressive. They have much higher levels of test than humans
 
pitbullguy0101 said:
what if we put boxing gloves on and the monkey cant grab? like someone said they dont have good punching muscles. pretty sure i woop its ass! no 4ft thing beats a crazy pitbull just watch the news
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That would level the playing field a little I would imagine...if the chimp couldn't grip & rip.

Work IN Progress said:
I think it would be awesome to train a monkey from birth to be the strongest, most jacked up monkey on earth. Give it like 2 grams of test a week and growth hormone and train him to lift weights and feed it real good. Im not sure if primates eat meat but if they do then this could be the most badass monkey that ever lived.
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Diesel618 said:
I'm pretty sure giving a primate 2 grams a week of test would only be suppressive. They have much higher levels of test than humans
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This idea really has my interest. I'm still waiting on the pay-per-view date. I hope this comes to fruition. :daydream:

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That one chimp grabbed that bitches skull like a bowling ball and yanked off her face, a cock strong human could barely pull off another persons ear...let me tell you I have 8 dogs and know how vicious animals can get when fighting....

When people talk about going apeshit crazy wtf do you think that means?

And for you guys who think chimps can't punch, they don't throw a punch like we do, they fucking pound the ever living shit out of each other like we swing hammers
 
maniclion said:
That one chimp grabbed that bitches skull like a bowling ball and yanked off her face, a cock strong human could barely pull off another persons ear...let me tell you I have 8 dogs and know how vicious animals can get when fighting....

When people talk about going apeshit crazy wtf do you think that means?

And for you guys who think chimps can't punch, they don't throw a punch like we do, they fucking pound the ever living shit out of each other like we swing hammers
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look how strong humans can get when their adrenaline pumps though.. there are people that have lifted cars, helicopters, all kinds of things when their primal instincts kick in.
 
Those finger nails and those teeth for the tendons cancel the strength argument, IMHO. Once you are in things come apart like they would if you were eating them. Chimps only have what they have and know how to kill you. You don't know that and never should.
 
i would use a punch called a monkey fist to defeat this chump, i mean chimp lol
 
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i would train y monkey to shove his finger in peoples asses if they didnt tip after a photo. pretty sure the guy getting beat on in the vid was a non tipping jew.
 
I'm sure we could genetically engineer/modify a human to take an ape in hand to hand combat. But God forbid we advance the human race.
 
Make sweet, sweet love to one and see what we get. Any takers?
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I know it makes you guys horney, just admit it.
 
Curt James said:
Bring along a bazooka, braaaaah.



This.



Yer diabolical. :mooh:

And if you believe fufu is kidding...

"Charla Nash said she saw the chimpanzee throw large objects around his cage, flash his teeth and pound the bars so violently his hands would bleed and the cage had to be rewelded. Nash, who appeared on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" Wednesday, said she told the owner, Sandra Herold, eight or 10 times he was dangerous.

The Feb. 16 attack occurred when Herold asked her friend Nash to help lure the animal back into her house in Stamford. The chimpanzee ripped off Nash's hands, nose, lips and eyelids."
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Yeah, an old lady. A dumb idiot who prolly just took it.
 
SilentBob187 said:
That would level the playing field a little I would imagine...if the chimp couldn't grip & rip.





This idea really has my interest. I'm still waiting on the pay-per-view date. I hope this comes to fruition. :daydream:

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Ok, let the record reflect, no human was out to hurt the chimps. Fighting to get away does not equal fighting to the death.

I am a animal lover, but I really wonder if some of you are so fucking blinded with inferiority that you really believe theyd fuck you up. I am NOT talking about a silverback here, but the chimps that I see in the vids. I cant see how see average size men would have a problem had they wanted to kill the chimps via bare hands. For all you geniuses know, the chimps were at 100% trying to kill them, and look, no one died.

Chimps are stupid, we arent. If you want to kill them, use your brain and find a way.
 
/\ this guy rode the short bus. No one here actually believes a human could take a chimpanzee without a weapon of some sort. Except you apparently.
 
phosphor said:
Make sweet, sweet love to one and see what we get. Any takers?
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I know it makes you guys horney, just admit it.
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I was thinking more along the lines of stem cells and selective breeding (within the human species), with proper drug supplementation at key points in development. But that's not a bad idea. If I upped my test dose I'm sure I could be the one to suck it up and inseminate a chimp.
 
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