It just doesn't fit...?

[Rubes11]

get her wet as you can then see if it works bud thats all i can really say it happend to me before and thats all i did and it worked...kinda still a tight fit but it works

 

[Little Wing]

Hymenectomy

A Hymenectomy (hymenotomy) is a minor medical procedure involving the surgical removal or opening of the hymen. It is done to treat imperforate hymen or other situations where the hymen is unusually thick or rigid in order to allow normal menstruation or sexual intercourse.

Hymenectomy - The Doctors Lounge(TM)

 

[IronAddict]

 

[Little Wing]

it's very rare but occasionally a hymen is too strong to tear sufficiently through normal methods.

 

[sexy_animal]

Happened to me before.

Lube is the answer.

 

[nkira]

Sand your penis down to size.

Ouch...

 

[Built]

I had this weird dream a long time ago where I shortened hubby's, and immediately worried I might have lopped off too much because it didn't look right afterward and I thought he might notice. (I know, right, like if I only took a little bit off the end he wouldn't notice... )

No we weren't fighting at the time.

 

[workhard1]

All this advice has been great. I will let you all know if success has been achieved on Saturday morning.

 

[Little Wing]

I had this weird dream a long time ago where I shortened hubby's, and immediately worried I might have lopped off too much because it didn't look right afterward and I thought he might notice. (I know, right, like if I only took a little bit off the end he wouldn't notice... )

No we weren't fighting at the time.

oh man

 

[Built]

I swear, it was disturbing.

 

[Little Wing]

especially the worried he'd notice part i bet.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Seriously...

If she isn't dying to have you inside her by the time
you get only half way through foreplay...

Youre doing it wrong

 

[Built]

especially the worried he'd notice part i bet.

Oh, it was such a weird dream. I mean shit, of ALL the things I could dream about...

 

[PainandGain]

Don't make such a fucking science of it.
Just use your hands and mouth until necessary.
It's her first time, don't rush her. Let it happen as naturally as possible.

 

[TrojanMan60563]

Oh, it was such a weird dream. I mean shit, of ALL the things I could dream about...

Its your subconsionce thoughts coming out in your sleep. In the back of your mind your cervix is crying for help

 

[Built]

LOL - I know, right?

I just told hubby it's because he's too big...

 

[wallen]

just ram it in, Sure it will hurt her but what ever doesnt kill us only makes us stronger, she will hurt for a while but it will heal and next time it should fit, unless you have a cock like a beer can

 

[workhard1]

1. I am not making a science of it. I always make she is PLENTY good and wet before I actually attempt to have sexual intercourse! But she is afraid of it hurting so she dried up quickly when I go for it. I will try the lube out.

2. I cannot just RAM it in there. It hurts me too, hell, I would not be surprised it it hurts me more than her. envision a pencil and a pencil sharpener that is not big enough for it. The pencil will break first if you are shoving it into a slot too small

 

[Built]

Ease it in, and you simply have to accept that you ARE going to hurt her. She'll get over it.

Take a viagra so you stay hard, and cover your boy with lube.

 

[soxmuscle]

Unless your cock is horse-like, there's no way it "just doesn't fit."

Also, like Monkey Man said, if she's not begging for you to stick it in during foreplay, you need to shore up those skills before crossing home plate.

Nothing is worse than a deadfish in bed.

 

[TrojanMan60563]

Seriously squeeze the base of your back and push...if she is wet it shouldn't hurt you at all unless its bending...hence the squeezing your shaft while entering. Get it going with short strokes until it opens up.

Obviously she is tight and never been fucked....so its going to hurt more then it feels good her first time. The sooner you both grasp that the better your sex life will be.

 

[Lacey12]

Get her drunk.

haha

 

[DiGiTaL]

Ship her over for the weekend i'll fix your problem

i remember a girls virginity i was taking. i was fingering her hardcore and making out and she said "i dont think im ready..lets wait" and i started moving my fingers faster and deeper and she screamed "oh for fuck sakes just fuck me already" and then she made these noises:

OOOOHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAHh
WOOOOAAAAHH
UGH UGH UGH UGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOORRREEEEE
YEEEEESSSSS

i wonder what they mean...

 

[Fezz]

I've wondered EXACTLY the same thing as you Digital, fuck.. if we only knew.

 

[TrojanMan60563]

haha thats great!....in your late 20's the only way to get NBF'd pussy is to become a child molester or start hanging out at very serious churches or plantation.

 

[Built]

Ship her over for the weekend i'll fix your problem

i remember a girls virginity i was taking. i was fingering her hardcore and making out and she said "i dont think im ready..lets wait" and i started moving my fingers faster and deeper and she screamed "oh for fuck sakes just fuck me already" and then she made these noises:

OOOOHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAHh
WOOOOAAAAHH
UGH UGH UGH UGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOORRREEEEE
YEEEEESSSSS

i wonder what they mean...

It means Vanna bought a shitload of vowels...

 

[OuiSwim]

If it doesn't fit, then, maybe she is not right size for you. Why not find your own size?

Omg wow. Haha.

 

[highpockets]

Hey maybe this is why Workhard1 hasn't updated his 1-Andro Rx log. He's hopelessly stuck inside his girlfriend in the backseat somewhere? Hurry go get a bucket of cold water!!!!

 

[TrojanMan60563]

Hey maybe this is why Workhard1 hasn't updated his 1-Andro Rx log. He's hopelessly stuck inside his girlfriend in the backseat somewhere? Hurry go get a bucket of cold water!!!!

trying to seperate them like dogs huh? I wish I could get stuck!

 

[micus]

let her go ontop and lower herself as its comfortable, the only v-card i took i had to wait atleast over half an hour to get it all the way in. happened tho, g/l