pre-jail cycle

[GMO]

I just wanted to introduce myself. I have been lurking on sites like this for some time. I am a 23 year old college student living in TX. I have been researching aas for a few years now. I recently did my first cycle June of 2010. It was 500mg/week of Sostenon (mexican sustanon) for 12 weeks. I was living in San Diego at the time. I gained 20lbs and kept it all. I have been gaining weight and strength since. Im 5'10 170lbs. I eat 4000+ cals a day, 300g of protein. I have been getting very focused and serious about getting bigger.

Soo.. I am starting a cycle asap!

I'm currently dealing with legal matters. I was charged with a felony and will be serving some time after this semester. So basically I have 16 weeks starting now.. I ordered 20 omnadren amps, but they have not arrived yet.

I was wondering if anyone could help me put together a "pre-jail" cycle?

I will be training mma at a gym, once my financial aid comes through.
I am not really experienced in fighting...

I wouldn't waste my time or money on a cycle just before jail in 16 weeks. There is no way that you are going to run a cycle of omnadren and completely recover before you hit the can. Furthermore, if TX jails are like FL jails, there are no weights and the food sucks, that combined with the fact that your endocrine system won't be fully recovered means you will lose your gains anyway. You would be better served training hard and eating big for the next 16 weeks and putting on natural mass. I had to spend a year in jail in FL and did pushups, dips, pullups, etc. and still lost a great deal of muscle mass. Without the iron, that's just what happens. Now is not the time for you to be worried about bodybuilding IMO. Also, jail is not like prison...I doubt you'll have to fight, unless you pull some really stupid s**t.

 

[ROID]

Omnadren needs to be injected EOD.

M/W/F is the plan I follow when using Test P.

 

[GH Consigliere]

That sUcks no iron in fl ! Ct they took them out and replace them with cable machines and dip and pull ups stations.

 

[BigBird]

Hmmm, I don't know about jailhouse gyms - I guess that's a good thing. Maybe he can receive care packages w/ advil bottle full of Halos?? But I'm guessing that won't be allowed.

 

[GH Consigliere]

Na but u can kuff it! I never did I know people bring 3 packs of cigs or 8 ball in and not the ball u play pool with. Wink wink lol no homo it's about the cash in their

 

[Crank]

just od on clomid prior to going in. so you can soak ur cell mate and be the talk of the block lmao

 

[GH Consigliere]

Lol

 

[stylus187]

Youre gonna lose it all in the can anyway. Better hope your PCT is up to speed. Imagine sittin in the can with the Test levels of a 12 year old and perky, swollen nips? They'll be passing you around like currency.

I was thinking pretty much the same thing! Dude your gonna be confined with some aggravating mother fuckers. If you eat right, while locked up, you can actually put on some size. Hit the rec yard, dips, pull ups, push ups, lunges, I had to do a year, went in at about 200, came home at 185 and was ripped. Anyways, I would not touch any test based products till you come home.

 

[XYZ]

youre gonna lose it all in the can anyway. Better hope your pct is up to speed. Imagine sittin in the can with the test levels of a 12 year old and perky, swollen nips? They'll be passing you around like currency.

+1

 

[teepee]

Soooo, OP -

What are u going to jail for?

 

[GH Consigliere]

2 second dregree sexual assault on a farm animal!

 

[GH Consigliere]

That what he told me

 

[Dark Geared God]

I just wanted to introduce myself. I have been lurking on sites like this for some time. I am a 23 year old college student living in TX. I have been researching aas for a few years now. I recently did my first cycle June of 2010. It was 500mg/week of Sostenon (mexican sustanon) for 12 weeks. I was living in San Diego at the time. I gained 20lbs and kept it all. I have been gaining weight and strength since. Im 5'10 170lbs. I eat 4000+ cals a day, 300g of protein. I have been getting very focused and serious about getting bigger.

Soo.. I am starting a cycle asap!

I'm currently dealing with legal matters. I was charged with a felony and will be serving some time after this semester. So basically I have 16 weeks starting now.. I ordered 20 omnadren amps, but they have not arrived yet.

I was wondering if anyone could help me put together a "pre-jail" cycle?

I will be training mma at a gym, once my financial aid comes through.
I am not really experienced in fighting...

Your too young to train on roids

 

[brandon123]

Ur aiming to become a big basses dude that can knock people the F out, all in a few months. The truth is that if u can't fight now then in 16 weeks u still won't be able to. There is going to be someone that don't give a damn about how big or small you are, u will be tested at some point if ur there for a length of time. And u can go to mma classes and form a plan of what u will do to someone, but that plan is goin right out the window as soon as ya get hit in the mouth. Fighting takes years to learn.

 

[Crank]

bump that.

spend 16 weeks at boxing lessons lol

 

[TankZ71]

I wouldn't waste my time or money on a cycle just before jail in 16 weeks. There is no way that you are going to run a cycle of omnadren and completely recover before you hit the can. Furthermore, if TX jails are like FL jails, there are no weights and the food sucks, that combined with the fact that your endocrine system won't be fully recovered means you will lose your gains anyway. You would be better served training hard and eating big for the next 16 weeks and putting on natural mass. I had to spend a year in jail in FL and did pushups, dips, pullups, etc. and still lost a great deal of muscle mass. Without the iron, that's just what happens. Now is not the time for you to be worried about bodybuilding IMO. Also, jail is not like prison...I doubt you'll have to fight, unless you pull some really stupid s**t.

Good advice!

Florida Jails suck ass!

 

[GH Consigliere]

All jail sucks

 

[GH Consigliere]

Jail is just good for the loser that touch little kids

 

[Charlesryan]

So I went to court and it looks like I might be a little better off. What happened was my gf and I went to spring break in padre, and she got molested by this guy. The guy and I got into a crazy fight ending in a mutual knife fight. He ended up in the hospital. They didn't have my side of the story bc I ran. We submited statements, so it looks better now. However there is still a possibility that I could goto jail.. In brownsville tx. So I'm still pretty nervous. I saw 99% thug Mexicans in court.. I'm blonde hair blue eyes. The omnadren isn't here yet... My gf wants me to do orals.. Like ph or something.

Can someone help me out with my diet?

 

[brandon123]

Might ought to just start learnin how to quickly remove the pole ties off the Chain link fences and make shanks out them. Lol

 

[GMO]

So I went to court and it looks like I might be a little better off. What happened was my gf and I went to spring break in padre, and she got molested by this guy. The guy and I got into a crazy fight ending in a mutual knife fight. He ended up in the hospital. They didn't have my side of the story bc I ran. We submited statements, so it looks better now. However there is still a possibility that I could goto jail.. In brownsville tx. So I'm still pretty nervous. I saw 99% thug Mexicans in court.. I'm blonde hair blue eyes. The omnadren isn't here yet... My gf wants me to do orals.. Like ph or something.

Can someone help me out with my diet?

A knife fight?

 

[Charlesryan]

Unfortunatly yes.

 

[Big Pimpin]

A knife fight?

Sounds like some Soches vs. Greasers shit!

 

[Diesel618]

Just treat everybody with respect and you won't have any problems. As for diet just eat a lot. 4000+ cals and 300+g's protein as an absolute minimum if you're on cycle. I think a 4 week SD run would be awesome and you'd recover in time to do your bid.

 

[brundel]

I went to prison a bunch of years ago for AAS.
Trust me on this one bro......stop cycling right now and run a fuking massive PCT.
Run that shit till they lock you up.

Cause once your in your in and nobody fuking cares if you feel like shit and want to slit your wrists because of the depression caused by the combo of no test in your system, estrogen higher than your girlfriends and the fact your in prison.

They dont have AAS in prison ( at least not where Im from) and cycling right before you go in is a terrible idea.

Get some aromasin
5 cups of HCG
a shitton of clomid

get those nuts working cause if you go in and are shut down for a few years you may be shut down forever. Happened to me.

 

[brandon123]

Just treat everybody with respect and you won't have any problems. As for diet just eat a lot. 4000+ cals and 300+g's protein as an absolute minimum if you're on cycle. I think a 4 week SD run would be awesome and you'd recover in time to do your bid.

Hahaha. I call bullshit!! U can sit on your rack every day and do nothing but read a book I guarantee you problems will still happen. People like to get in you business and want whatever kind of food you may have.

 

[flash89912]

Have any of you with the smartass responses actually been to federal prison? It IS all about respect and sticking with your race. Funny you would probably be the new guy that tries to act like a badass only to Get your ass set up so u get thrown in the hole and eventually shipped out. Didn't happen to me but saw it happen to plenty of retards.

 

[Diesel618]

Have any of you with the smartass responses actually been to federal prison? It IS all about respect and sticking with your race. Funny you would probably be the new guy that tries to act like a badass only to Get your ass set up so u get thrown in the hole and eventually shipped out. Didn't happen to me but saw it happen to plenty of retards.

/\this...I saw so many people come in with their chests poked out trying to seem all big and bad just asking to get punked. Unless you have gang affiliations going in you won't be a target unless you make yourself a target.

 

[dave 236]

The whole Rio Grande Valley is 99% mexican thugs. Brownsville is where God would stick the tube if he wanted to give Texas an enema. If you have to do time there good luck.

 

[brandon123]

Have any of you with the smartass responses actually been to federal prison? It IS all about respect and sticking with your race. Funny you would probably be the new guy that tries to act like a badass only to Get your ass set up so u get thrown in the hole and eventually shipped out. Didn't happen to me but saw it happen to plenty of retards.

I did 7 straight years in state prison. Your going to get into a fight if your there for any substantial amount of time.