Suspended from GYM for allegend sexual harrassment. Should I take it to court?

[nadirmg]

we'll I've said a few things, I never say anything DIRECTLY to women. A women may bend over and I might say "that position looks good babe" or I may say "hmmm" when a women walks by. The delima is none of the women told on me, it was apparently some jealous pricks who "witnessed" it, what I say to women is none of their business.

When a women walks in a gym dressed like this

she know what she wants

hell.. I would have turned you in just for being that retarded.

 

[DOMS]

damn doms you just broke my heart. lmao well you are a little metro for my taste any way lol.

I resent the tone of your post.

Tonight, you're only getting angry sex.

 

[DOMS]

you fail at life.

So well put!

 

[Metallibanger]

we'll I've said a few things, I never say anything DIRECTLY to women. A women may bend over and I might say "that position looks good babe" or I may say "hmmm" when a women walks by. The delima is none of the women told on me, it was apparently some jealous pricks who "witnessed" it, what I say to women is none of their business.

When a women walks in a gym dressed like this

she know what she wants

How is she supposed to dress like?

 

[vader]

You should feel blessed that you have women like that at your gym at all and be a gentleman about it when one of them is around you.

 

[tomuchgear]

yes ian but you are just to much man for me. as for doms yay thats the way i like it. i am going to shave my head so you cant rip my hair out again. aiwass bro women walking dressed like that does not mean they want any thing more than to workout. thats like saying the guy in the gym shorts and sleeve less shirt doing squats is in there to get reemed. now if she were wearing booty shorts, and some thing damn near see through i would be more inclined to agree.

 

[DaMayor]

we'll I've said a few things, I never say anything DIRECTLY to women. A women may bend over and I might say "that position looks good babe" or I may say "hmmm" when a women walks by.

Here, try some of these. They are equally as effective as your recent approach.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?
When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see around here.
You sure have a great looking tooth.
Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.
Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!
I think I've just found the angel I'd like to be touched by.
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
Don't be so picky....I wasn't!
Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
You look a lot like my future wife.
I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you're hot!
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Without my glasses, you couldn't pass for a female.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
What do you like for breakfast?
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I want to call your mother and thank her.
Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.
That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Do you know how to use a whip?
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
You look just like Joan Rivers.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.

Once you've memorized these few lines, time to practice using "the Fonzerelli point". Do this by leaning back a little bit, nodding your head slowly, with the slightest tilt to one side or the other. Once you've mastered this form, put the icing on the macho cake with a "heyyy".
I would highly recommend wearing something equally rediculous, like nylon running shorts, spandex and/or a muscle tee shirt. Oh what the hell! Increase your odds by wearing them all! I would go on, but I don't want to give away all of my secrets at once.

So good luck, and happy harrassment!.....heyyyy!

 

[Built]

we'll I've said a few things, I never say anything DIRECTLY to women. A women may bend over and I might say "that position looks good babe"

As someone who dresses like the woman whose image you posted when I train, I'm genuinely curious about something.

What are you hoping to accomplish when you say something like this to a woman you don't know?

Now me, personally - hell, I'm middle-aged, I was fat for twenty years - a man says something that's anywhere NEAR flattering and I just soak it up. But that's me, and my days of feeling intimidated by a man at a gym are LONG gone.

Do YOU find most women are receptive to this type of attention? Does it work well for you? Get lots of dates this way?

Or do you genuinely think you're being charming?

or I may say "hmmm" when a women walks by. The delima is none of the women told on me, it was apparently some jealous pricks who "witnessed" it, what I say to women is none of their business.

I suppose the other fellas kinda like looking at the hot ones and maybe don't want you to wreck it for them. Or perhaps you did it to somebody's wife, girlfriend, sister... ?

When a women walks in a gym dressed like this

she know what she wants

And what is it that she wants - to look at herself in the mirror and like what she sees? To feel comfortable while she trains because she's not wearing a burqa?

Or does it mean she's one of "those girls"?

By the way, what ARE "those girls"?

How is she supposed to dress like?

See above. I think "burqa".

You should feel blessed that you have women like that at your gym at all and be a gentleman about it when one of them is around you.

See? Why not just discreetly watch, and enjoy? Why wreck it for everyone? Think of it like you're hunting. The hot ones, they spook easily. You can't let them know you're on the prowl. I mean, they SHOULD know, but if they don't, why tell them?

 

[tomuchgear]

damayor you are the freaking man! that was the best post i have ever read awesome.

 

[Yanick]

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?
When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see around here.
You sure have a great looking tooth.
Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.
Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!
I think I've just found the angel I'd like to be touched by.
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
Don't be so picky....I wasn't!
Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
You look a lot like my future wife.
I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you're hot!
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Without my glasses, you couldn't pass for a female.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
What do you like for breakfast?
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I want to call your mother and thank her.
Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.
That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Do you know how to use a whip?
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
You look just like Joan Rivers.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock

Thats an extensive list you got there. The best one i ever heard was; Your daddy must of been peppermint patty, cause you are mint!

 

[Gazhole]

Dear god people are retarded.

If you make a direct sexual reference like "that position looks good" how the hell do you THINK thats going to pan out?

You are not James Bond, you fucking moron.

 

[min0 lee]

We should post the "Morons Of The Month" here,
Danny81 held it for a few months with Steven dismantling this month but Post #23 has "fial'' written all over it.


AIWASS <------ yes!

 

[Gazhole]

We should post the "Morons Of The Month" here,
Danny81 held it for a few months with Steven dismantling this month but Post #23 has "fial'' written all over it.


AIWASS <------ yes!

Agreed. Get a poll going, there shall be a vote of epic proportions.

 

[The Monkey Man]

See? Why not just discreetly watch, and enjoy? Why wreck it for everyone? Think of it like you're hunting. The hot ones, they spook easily. You can't let them know you're on the prowl. I mean, they SHOULD know, but if they don't, why tell them?

OMFG, this is as dangerously PC as the bullshit that they pulled on him,
cancelling his membership.

If he makes a comment the individual should straighten him out,
not the establishment, unless he is a repeat offender.


BTW... I think his attitude is generally like a caveman (clueless)

 

[The Monkey Man]

Dear god people are retarded.

If you make a direct sexual reference like "that position looks good" how the hell do you THINK thats going to pan out?

You are not James Bond, you fucking moron.

THis is you being schooled by a "known ass"

 

[Gazhole]

THis is you being schooled by a "known ass"

assHAT.

I knew i should have used coloured text. I was a fool.

A FOOL.

 

[FitnessRubber]

i'd go look for a new gym; it's pretty tough to fight and realistically comments that are thought to be suggestive or inappropriate are

 

[danzik17]

See? Why not just discreetly watch, and enjoy? Why wreck it for everyone? Think of it like you're hunting. The hot ones, they spook easily. You can't let them know you're on the prowl. I mean, they SHOULD know, but if they don't, why tell them?

That is possibly one of the most stalkerish things I have ever read

 

[The Monkey Man]

assHAT.

I knew i should have used coloured text. I was a fool.

A FOOL.

A wartime hero fool?

 

[The Monkey Man]

i'd go look for a new gym; it's pretty tough to fight and realistically comments that are thought to be suggestive or inappropriate are

I would sue them in small claims court and have the BBB give them a call,
at least you get your downpayment for the new membership that way.

(depending on how much you are actually out)

 

[The Monkey Man]

That is possibly one of the most stalkerish things I have ever read

Yeah, I thought it was just me...

Although, she could stalk me if she liked...
(thats the problem w/guys, there is no problem)

 

[DaMayor]

We should post the "Morons Of The Month" here,
Danny81 held it for a few months with Steven dismantling this month but Post #23 has "fial'' written all over it.


AIWASS <------ yes!

VOTE FOR
DaMAYOR!

Oh, wait a minute....

 

[The Monkey Man]

I'm going to kill this thread and run for DaMoron!

Vote ***MONKEY***
even a caveman could do it

 

[Built]

That is possibly one of the most stalkerish things I have ever read

Thank you.

OMFG, this is as dangerously PC as the bullshit that they pulled on him,
cancelling his membership.

I'm PC?

Seriously. Read it again. danzik got me.

Yeah, I thought it was just me...

Although, she could stalk me if she liked...
(thats the problem w/guys, there is no problem)

So you're saying you GET it now, is that it?

LOL

And yeah, guys are awesome that way - somebody asked me recently if I ever worked out at a "ladies only" gym.

I'm all "Why the hell for? There's nothing to LOOK at!"

 

[foreurizonly]

What?

Look...I work in a gym and there are a few of the ladies in there that are just there for show, but you have picked on either...

A- A serious female who would actually like to work out without getting hit on. OR

B- Hit on a woman out of your league....OR

C- Your just a meat head and finally got whats coming to you.

Either way, I hope you learn a lesson from this and just keep your mouth shut when it comes to being social while your working out. That is what your there for. Right?

 

[The Monkey Man]

So you're saying you GET it now, is that it?

LOL

I'm all "Why the hell for? There's nothing to LOOK at!"

So why do you not go to my gym, and dodgingly trade glances and psuedo-sexual banter with me?

 

[Built]

So why do you not go to my gym, and dodgingly trade glances and psuedo-sexual banter with me?

Tell you what, send me a ticket and I'll come train with you.

I've never seen India. Really dig kulfi, though!

 

[DaMayor]

Even though I question this guys tact, (dumb ass) I think there are ways to make a comment or conversation, with (or without) flurtatious undertones, without being downright offensive. Sure, we guys all have the same thoughts. Its just our nature...to a varying degree, anyway. Some guys just lack the little filter in the brain that monitors and approves/disapproves what information is allowed to be converted into speach.

 

[Fetusaurus Rex]

hahahahhah all I had to do was read AIWASS' posts

lmfao wtf dude hahahahahah

 

[clemson357]

When a women walks in a gym dressed like this

she know what she wants

She looks like she wants a lunch box so she can go to middle school. Sick fuck.