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What's the worst cramp you've experienced?

MY ABS CRAMPED UP so bad one time that my left side of abs were literally pushed out and had to stretch for like 15 mins for it to go away............and i have no idea why besides lack of water......................
 
Oh man! I was doing seated weighted crunches and felt the beggings of a cramp in my stomach. Did one more rep and called it good. Got out, bent over to grab my note pad and water jug and cramped like a mother f***er! Dropped to me knees and tried my hardest not to laugh at myself because I could see myself in the mirror. Tried to slow down my breathing and take deeper slower breathes to relieve it. There were a couple senior citizens that didn't quite know what to do, all they did was looked at me confused. I was one breath away from curling up on the ground and crying like a baby :roflmao:
 
Yeah, hard to beat cramping of the abs.

After A WO last summer, I decided I didn't want to cook, so I went to a restaurant I go to a lot. Well, right after I sat down the waitress came over I knew pretty well and asked me what I wanted, then POW! It felt like someone stabbed me with a hot, dull butter knife. I grabbed my stomach and said I caught a cramp, the waitress says innocently, why?

I sarcastically told the bitch I was pregnant! She brought me a glass of water and then I proceeded to add half the salt shaker to my water, I told her why, and all she could say was gross!
 
Midnight hamstring, shoulder when trying to put on a seatbelt while getting pulled over, or when my jaw\muscles in my head cramped.. yawning clen and too little water DO NOT mix lol
 
ouch yes the ab cramps are killer, next at a second is the jaw cramps for me....probably third is a cramp in the heel of my foot...dont know why i get them there but i do
 
calfs or ham's in the mid of night is the worst pain ever!
 
Jaw cramps are by far the worse for me. It happens sometimes when i take a bite of something and have to open my mouth wide..pain and cramping is terrible. I've also recently been cramping in between my calve muscle and hamstring(like right behind knee)
 
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At the top of a squat once my left calf cramped up so hard and wouldn't release for 10 minutes. I was ready to call 911. It was beyond sore for over 2 weeks after.
 
Since I used to run track I've always had bad hammy's, and cramps are a common. This one time last year I was sitting at the computer and had the worse one ever. I could feel it coming on but before I got up it hit me. It was so strong it not only pulled my heel to my ass but straightened out my lower back. So there I am gasping for air trying to keep myself upright on the chair. I probably looked like a blind dumbass trying to plank on a chair the way I was reaching out trying to keep myself up lol. I couldn't even call out for my wife to come help.Felt like I got hit with a baseball bat in the hamstring for a couple days after
 
On cycle i got a prostate cramp right as i orgasmed. Felt like a charlie horse in my ass/dick
Guessing im androgen sensitive. Im only 26

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I was on a long backpacking trip in 95 degree weather, a 5000 ft climb with 50 lbs on my back and a creek that we can usually rely on was dried up at the 10 mile mark. I had another 2-3 miles left to the nearest creek and both quads would cramp up every 3 steps. I mean bad cramping to where I couldnt walk. When I finally made it to the creek, I drank 5 liters of water. That entire night I got cramps in my back muscles because of sleeping on a hard ground. I was obviously extremely depleted in electrolytes. it took me 2 days to feel normal again.
 
CALVES WHISLE HAVING FURIOUS DRUG INDUCED WANKS..:coffee:
 
plantar fasciitis cramp while trying to get out of a rip current.
 
That's definitely a scary time to get a cramp.
 
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On cycle i got a prostate cramp right as i orgasmed. Felt like a charlie horse in my ass/dick
Guessing im androgen sensitive. Im only 26

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i lol'd i farted the other day while i pulled my dick out my girl and shot my muck was pretty funny
 
My first cycle I got horrible cramps in my hamstrings every time I had sex.

Now I load up on potassium pills during cycle. It solved my problem.
 
I was at the end of a 16k road march with my new troops and sat my pack down as we were finishing up and when I went to stand back up my quad and hamstring locked up. I had to keep cool so my Joes wouldn't see any weakness in me as I was dying in pain on the inside. I couldn't do anything except stake there aid gentle message the area while not giving any impression that I was in pain. It took about five minutes to completely relax and after it did I almost fell to my knees because it felt so good to not be in the worse pain in my life. My privates never knew and I didnt look like a punk drill sergeant. Lol.
 
I got the worst cramp of my life when I was playing basketball. I was running up the court and my quad locked up on me.
 
Hamstring in the middle of the night. Nothing like waking up and thinking your leg is gonna fall off.
 
Leg cramps during the first three days of football two-o-days back in high school. I spent all winter and spring lifting and bulking, but didn't do much cardio which was fucking retarded in hindsight. Three hours of practice in the morning and another three hours in the evening was brutal at first. The result was my legs pretty much seized up when I wasn't at practice. After the 3rd day or so I adapted and was fine the rest of the season.
 
Right quadricep after a run. What made is so bad was the fact that I was still trying to catch my breath.
 
Hamstrings while you're feeding it to the lady. What a mood killer. Pretty much the reason why I will never do clen again.:pissed:
 
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