Workout Partner

[DOMS]

I'm pale, unjerked, and have only been in a gym with help of Photoshop, so the following must be a Cheeto-induced delusion; but I'm going to tell you anyway.

I was at the gym today doing a pull day. I was doing lat-pulldowns while a guy was on the next machine doing cable curls. Most people tend to only comment negatively when talking to strangers. Stuff like, "Hey asshole, you cut me off!" Me? I like to give out random compliments about hairstyles, clothing, and doing good civilized stuff like holding doors open for other people. Anyway, I saw that two chicks on the treadmills were checking him out, so I told him. It made his day.

Before I go on to the next part of the story, I need to tell you about Satan's Exercise, also know as farmer's walks. That's where you hold something heavy in each hand, usually a dumbbell, and walk a track. I like pain, so I wrap a hand-towel around each handle. That way you really have to vice down, thus activating the forearms in an excruciatingly painful way. Seriously, I don't think even Nazis did that to the Jews. That shit, if done at least twice a week for three laps, will make your forearms explode in six weeks.

So I was getting ready that when the other guy saw what I was doing and asked about it. We ended up doing three laps together, and he joined me for the rest of my workout (I had thirty minutes left). I'd seen him around plenty of times, so we decided that, if we happened to by at the gym at the same time, we'd workout together.

That all seems like a perfectly normal story, so what's the catch you may ask? My first workout partner ever (besides my daughter) is black.

That is all.

 

[OfficerFarva]

Was his name LAM?



Edit: how was the after shower?

Edit edit: I'm going to try that exercise out, thanks.

 

[Intense]

Cool brory Sto

 

[Swiper]

why is it a big deal for you to talk to or have a workout partner that is black?

 

[DOMS]

why is it a big deal for you to talk to or have a workout partner that is black?

Are you new to the forums?

 

[jagbender]

One of my workout partners

Me

 

[dieseljimmy]

^^^ staph infection concern. serious I know a guy who used to squat barefoot. he stubbed his toe on the rack. little cut on his pinky toe. got infected, antibotics for a month...

 

[the_predator]

Well hopefully you two can push each other past your limits to become greater, physically and culturally.

 

[Swiper]

Are you new to the forums?

yes only about a year. you seem racist, but i'm not sure.

 

[MuscleGauge1]

Hey bro what type of training and workout program do you use? How many days per week do you train? And when it comes to diet and nutrition what type of plan do you follow? How many meals a day do you eat?

 

[DOMS]

yes only about a year. you seem racist, but i'm not sure.

I prefer, "prejudiced."

 

[DOMS]

Hey bro what type of training and workout program do you use? How many days per week do you train? And when it comes to diet and nutrition what type of plan do you follow? How many meals a day do you eat?

I do primarily weights, with a bit of running and yoga. I use different programs. I tend to go to a new one every 6 to 8 weeks. Right now, I'm just going to the gym and having fun, doing whatever I think I need. I usually train 4 times a week for 45 minutes, but for the last month I've been going about 5 or 6 days a week and working out from 60 to 90 minutes. My diet is weak, but I try to keep my calls to 2100 or 2500 cals. I start carbs only in the morning and progress to protein/fat with an inverse amount as the day progresses. It's something new I've just started, so I need to find out how it works for me. I eat 6 times a day.

 

[maniclion]

why is it a big deal for you to talk to or have a workout partner that is black?

Not really, but if he ever comes on here and says he has a native Mexican workout partner, or even had a polite conversation with one put a helmet on, because the brain leeching aliens have landed...

 

[maniclion]

I'm pale, unjerked, and have only been in a gym with help of Photoshop, so the following must be a Cheeto-induced delusion; but I'm going to tell you anyway.

I was at the gym today doing a pull day. I was doing lat-pulldowns while a guy was on the next machine doing cable curls. Most people tend to only comment negatively when talking to strangers. Stuff like, "Hey asshole, you cut me off!" Me? I like to give out random compliments about hairstyles, clothing, and doing good civilized stuff like holding doors open for other people. Anyway, I saw that two chicks on the treadmills were checking him out, so I told him. It made his day.

Before I go on to the next part of the story, I need to tell you about Satan's Exercise, also know as farmer's walks. That's where you hold something heavy in each hand, usually a dumbbell, and walk a track. I like pain, so I wrap a hand-towel around each handle. That way you really have to vice down, thus activating the forearms in an excruciatingly painful way. Seriously, I don't think even Nazis did that to the Jews. That shit, if done at least twice a week for three laps, will make your forearms explode in six weeks.

So I was getting ready that when the other guy saw what I was doing and asked about it. We ended up doing three laps together, and he joined me for the rest of my workout (I had thirty minutes left). I'd seen him around plenty of times, so we decided that, if we happened to by at the gym at the same time, we'd workout together.

That all seems like a perfectly normal story, so what's the catch you may ask? My first workout partner ever (besides my daughter) is black.

That is all.

How many times did you check to make sure you still had your phone and wallet?

 

[DOMS]

How many times did you check to make sure you still had your phone and wallet?

I turned him over the police after we worked out, just to make sure.

 

[bio-chem]

I prefer, "prejudiced."

I really feel this thread needs constant updates, we need to be kept appraised on this growing relationship

 

[DOMS]

I really feel this thread needs constant updates, we need to be kept appraised on this growing relationship

It's should go okay. Well...except for when I take him to my next Klan rally. But he should be okay after I invoke Affirmative Action.

 

[Little Wing]

you should invite him to join IM

 

[jagbender]

^^^ staph infection concern. serious I know a guy who used to squat barefoot. he stubbed his toe on the rack. little cut on his pinky toe. got infected, antibotics for a month...

I do not like working out at a public gym. That previous photo was at an apartment complex I lived at. I work out at home now! I just wish I had A/C in my garage!

 

[maniclion]

I do not like working out at a public gym. That previous photo was at an apartment complex I lived at. I work out at home now! I just wish I had A/C in my garage!

Where did you get that setup from? I had a nice setup, but I donated it to our work gym because we needed the space for my womans grand vfather. I use the work gym, but these guys never take care of anything and now the weights are rusted, the bar is rusted and flaking silver chips in your eyes during benching, leaves silver chips on your neck after squats, the bench is torn. I want to workout at home, that way I can destroy my legs and just crawl into the house.

 

[DOMS]

What...

The...

Fuck...?

What in the hell did I become Multicultural Man?

Okay, let me set the stage for you people. I live in a state that's 90% white. And most of the non-whites are shitty Mexicans that live in the same city. On an unrelated note, care to guess which city has the highest crime rate? The rest are mostly islanders and blacks.

So there I am at the gym. I'm working out and the black guy I was talking about shows up. So we workout together. Then, while I'm working out with him, this hot Peruvian chick with an incredible ass starts checking me out and playing eye-games with me. A little bit later, the black guy takes off and I continue to workout. Then this Korean guy picks me -- out of an entire gym -- to spot him (the guy was putting 3-45 pound plates on his abs and doing elevated triceps bench dips...awesome).

When the hell did I pass over into the Twilight Zone? If I wake up tomorrow as something other than white, I'm gonna choke out Rod Serling, even if I have to dig up his corpse and reanimate it with science.

 

[Little Wing]

Candid Camera - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[maniclion]

What...

The...

Fuck...?

What in the hell did I become Multicultural Man?

Okay, let me set the stage for you people. I live in a state that's 90% white. And most of the non-whites are shitty Mexicans that live in the same city. On an unrelated note, care to guess which city has the highest crime rate? The rest are mostly islanders and blacks.

So there I am at the gym. I'm working out and the black guy I was talking about shows up. So we workout together. Then, while I'm working out with him, this hot Peruvian chick with an incredible ass starts checking me out and playing eye-games with me. A little bit later, the black guy takes off and I continue to workout. Then this Korean guy picks me -- out of an entire gym -- to spot him (the guy was putting 3-45 pound plates on his abs and doing elevated triceps bench dips...awesome).

When the hell did I pass over into the Twilight Zone? If I wake up tomorrow as something other than white, I'm gonna choke out Rod Serling, even if I have to dig up his corpse and reanimate it with science.

Live in Hawaii, 22% are white, 46% Asian...
23% are of 2 or more races. Talk about melting pot, I tell people about my black ancestry to establish I'm not a full blooded haolie.

 

[Swfl]

What...

The...

Fuck...?

What in the hell did I become Multicultural Man?

Okay, let me set the stage for you people. I live in a state that's 90% white. And most of the non-whites are shitty Mexicans that live in the same city. On an unrelated note, care to guess which city has the highest crime rate? The rest are mostly islanders and blacks.

So there I am at the gym. I'm working out and the black guy I was talking about shows up. So we workout together. Then, while I'm working out with him, this hot Peruvian chick with an incredible ass starts checking me out and playing eye-games with me. A little bit later, the black guy takes off and I continue to workout. Then this Korean guy picks me -- out of an entire gym -- to spot him (the guy was putting 3-45 pound plates on his abs and doing elevated triceps bench dips...awesome).

When the hell did I pass over into the Twilight Zone? If I wake up tomorrow as something other than white, I'm gonna choke out Rod Serling, even if I have to dig up his corpse and reanimate it with science.

And who said god doesn't have a sense of humor...there are times in ones I've when we open up mentally to receive a "life upgrade" if you will, this maybe one of those times. That or perhaps your T levels have plummeted and everyone sees you as a non threat sweet kind of guy...

 

[SFW]

Doms, have you discussed the zimmerman case with your new friend?


One of my favorite gym buddies is a strong Polish Jew with terrible English. I don't normally like working out with anyone, but if im gonna lift with someone, its gonna be with that Jew. He doesn't bodybuild, just power-lifts. So if i train with him, its usually deads, floor presses or squats.

 

[hoyle21]

We're the two chicks on the treadmill checking him out white? If so did you call them race traitors and give them dirty looks ?

 

[westb51]

Y'all talk about GZ and TM? Remember no justice no piece

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[DOMS]

And who said god doesn't have a sense of humor...there are times in ones I've when we open up mentally to receive a "life upgrade" if you will, this maybe one of those times.

It wasn't until I opened up and starting looking at the facts that I learned that the idea, "All people are equal", doesn't measure up to reality. Having said that, I still ultimately judge people one person at a time.

That or perhaps your T levels have plummeted and everyone sees you as a non threat sweet kind of guy...

The exact opposite of this. I took a long hiatus from the gym to focus on other things, but I've been going to the gym almost every day for over a month, and I workout from 60 to 90 minutes. When I'm not in the gym, I'm usually thinking about going to gym. Since I've gone back, my torso has slimmed down visibly, but, awesomely to me, I've gone from 213 to 219 pounds.

Life is good.

 

[DOMS]

Doms, have you discussed the zimmerman case with your new friend?

Fun fact: the guy is going to become a cop.

One of my favorite gym buddies is a strong Polish Jew with terrible English. I don't normally like working out with anyone, but if im gonna lift with someone, its gonna be with that Jew. He doesn't bodybuild, just power-lifts. So if i train with him, its usually deads, floor presses or squats.

According to the Capt'n, Jews are crafty creatures. So you'll need to keep an eye on your wallet while you workout with him.

 

[DOMS]

We're the two chicks on the treadmill checking him out white? If so did you call them race traitors and give them dirty looks ?

Actually, yes, the chicks were white. My original plan was to hook him up with them, then beat him to death after they walked outside, claiming that he was stalking them. I even had the Skittles and Iced Tea on hand.

But...now I'm working out with him? Am I in the "friend zone" of racism...?