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pre-jail cycle

Diesel618 said:
/\this...I saw so many people come in with their chests poked out trying to seem all big and bad just asking to get punked. Unless you have gang affiliations going in you won't be a target unless you make yourself a target.
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Are you talking prison- jail-juvenile detention???
 
"Mutal knife fight"

White boys carry guns hombre.
 
why not just run away from your problems?:coffee:
 
brandon123 said:
I did 7 straight years in state prison. Your going to get into a fight if your there for any substantial amount of time.
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Pretty much guaranteed "something" is gonna happen.....



At least hes already used to sticking people :)
 
Try to act like a badass, you will get your ass handed to ya. That's all I'm sayin.
 
You should take the true anabolic stack only from gnc.And some saw palmetto to make that prostate strong if ya know what I mean.
GICH
 
Don't do a cycle now bro. Your better off spending your valuable time and resources developing a system of getting gear inside.

Dbol is probably your best bet. There used to be paper versions out there (like lsd), not sure if its still around.
 
Charlesryan said:
I just wanted to introduce myself. I have been lurking on sites like this for some time. I am a 23 year old college student living in TX. I have been researching aas for a few years now. I recently did my first cycle June of 2010. It was 500mg/week of Sostenon (mexican sustanon) for 12 weeks. I was living in San Diego at the time. I gained 20lbs and kept it all. I have been gaining weight and strength since. Im 5'10 170lbs. I eat 4000+ cals a day, 300g of protein. I have been getting very focused and serious about getting bigger.

Soo.. I am starting a cycle asap!

I'm currently dealing with legal matters. I was charged with a felony and will be serving some time after this semester. So basically I have 16 weeks starting now.. I ordered 20 omnadren amps, but they have not arrived yet.

I was wondering if anyone could help me put together a "pre-jail" cycle?

I will be training mma at a gym, once my financial aid comes through.
I am not really experienced in fighting...
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you need to practice on how to keep your asshole taped up bro...
 
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Might wanna get that butthole stretched out before you go in. You don't want to bleed all over the place.
 
flash89912 said:
Have any of you with the smartass responses actually been to federal prison? It IS all about respect and sticking with your race. Funny you would probably be the new guy that tries to act like a badass only to Get your ass set up so u get thrown in the hole and eventually shipped out. Didn't happen to me but saw it happen to plenty of retards.
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I think he is talking about county jail, but I could be wrong. County jail is a far cry from prison. I have spent a great deal of time in the county when I was in my early 20's, and I never got into any fights. I do have a certain don't f**k with me general appearance, so that may have helped...I don't know. Now prison? That's a another ballgame.
 
Speak softly but carry a big stick. A lot of it is the way you carry yourself and who you develop ties with. If you have no choice the best option is probably to utilize a shock and awe system. That is, go fucking berserk as if your life depends on it (b/c it might). I know it's easier said than done especially if you're outnumbered. But if it's one on one, fight like a cornered racoon. But don't start shit to prove yourself.
 
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brandon123 said:
Are you talking prison- jail-juvenile detention???
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my bad...never been to federal prison. The thread was titled pre-jail cycle so I assumed it was county. I had a buddy that did time in a medium security prison in tennessee and he said it was just like anything else you treat people with respect and you get respect. He said it also helped that he hung around with the only AB guy in the prison.
 
AB always helps!!! like they said stick to your race and dont owe anyone!!! People pray on fish when you first get in cause your books arnt cought up yet and you dont have shit.....dont take anything!!!!! Dont prove yourself unitll you get tested. try to make your bones on a nig...trust me it helps.best of luck bro
 
Bro, just make sure you hang back and lay low untill you know whats what and whos who. What level yard are you hitting? If its a low you got nothing to worry about. In the higher level yards its all about respect and sticking with your own kind (race). Don't try to be a bad ass and don't try to be something you're not. Don't borrow or accept anything of too much value. Best thing to be respectful but not "soft" DO NOT get punked. If you need to handle business try to do it near a cop so he can hit the deuses and get you seperated before you get hurt. If you got any questions shoot me a pm. Good luck to you bro.
 
I think that when people hear the word "respect" in the context of prison, they really don't understand what that means. I'm new to "forums", fairly new to computers, and just getting used to the internet. What I'm quickly learning is that the internet is great because there is no accountablilty. All these posts and comments are hillarious.

In the "pen" one is accountable 24/7. For example if a "peckerwood" is knowingly in the presence of a known pedophile, said "peckerwood" would have to immediately begin to inflict harm on the known pedophile. If not, then all the other "peckerwoods" (when made aware of that misstep) would stab the shit out of thier one time "brother"
Cut in line=get stabbed
Bump into someone and don't say excuse me =get stabbed
Touch the wrong TV set=get stabbed
Basically you do or say something stupid you get stabbed NEVER is EVER is it "one on one" like the movies, more often than not your own people will be the ones doing the stabbing.
Convicts in the higher security joints basically give eachother "respect" for this reason.

Unlike forums on the internet where the philosophy is, "talk about it, I mean type about it never BE ABOUT IT".

Dudes in the pen dream about 1) dope 2)broads and 3)having weights to train with.
I am thankful to have plenty of access to all 3. I am also happy that I can read alot of nonsense shit talking without having to worry about anybody doing anyhing.

Let the shit talking begin :roflmao:
 
Yup its ALL hilarious till you find youself on the other side...ie prison or jail. But its all good....only made me stronger. Plus for whatever reason some chicks digg that shit.
 
I've already put on 15lbs. Pumps are insane. I'm taking sust e3d. Dbol 40mg daily. Ppl at the gym have been checking out my guns.
 
Charlesryan said:
I've already put on 15lbs. Pumps are insane. I'm taking sust e3d. Dbol 40mg daily. Ppl at the gym have been checking out my guns.
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So basically what you are saying is that you ignored everyone's advice here on the forum and decided to run a cycle before you go to jail without the time to properly recover your test levels? You are going into a jail that will not have weight equipment and no access to SERMS or AI's in case of an Estro rebound.

Well done:thumbs:


:blowjob: -Have fun!
 
OP - You asked for it........
 
wow this was an interesting read first thing in the morning with coffie!! I would say do your cycle eat as much as possable then you will slowly loose weight in jail and come out fine-youl be OK and remember " what dosent kill you makes you stronger!
 
the first thing you need to do is find a raper or molester and start swingin on them! good luck when do you go
 
most dudes in the pen do not dream about dope. I read that and laughed. Only junkies dream about dope. Most people in high level prisons belong to organizations which ban the use of hard drugs. Just because you're a dope fiend brian lee, doesn't mean most people are.
 
oden said:
wow this was an interesting read first thing in the morning with coffie!! I would say do your cycle eat as much as possable then you will slowly loose weight in jail and come out fine-youl be OK and remember " what dosent kill you makes you stronger!
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Wow........learned a bunch from this thread.........I think:nut:
 
Sorry for not clarifying.
When I used the term "dope" it covered everything, gear, beer, cigarettes, all "contraband".
Yeah that really sounded "dope-fiend-y" and PREACHY in a retarded way.
Life is too short.
Prison is RETARDED.
We all pay for our missteps one way or another.
 
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