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What's the best anal lube?

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For pain free ass fucking, especially during initial entry.
 

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Vag jucie !
 

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anal eze will make it numb . but just use fingers and then anything not water based . vasline don't wash out well. trust me this is the best out there
Eros silicon
 

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K-Y does the trick! Olive oil seems to work a little better
 

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Just a gentle reminder to those of you who don't bareback - vaseline and other oils destroy condoms.
 

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Just a gentle reminder to those of you who don't bareback - vaseline and other oils destroy condoms.

Built whats a condom ? :hmmm:
 

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I tried spit and was able to get in there, but it felt like I was just being jerked off by the spincter muscle. When I finally came in her ass tho, it was great and slid right in and out. Course, it was too late for much moar pleasure after that. Trouble is, I have to practically force it on her. She always resists and is totally unwilling to try anything outta the ordinary, including, but not limited to anal, beads, midgets, curling irons, homeless people, you name it. So, I just need something to make this as painless as possible. I wish there was something out there that contained a natural dilator. Or, if I had a 4" work like saney, it'd be easier.

I've seen astroglide at w-mart. But, where can you get anal eze?
 

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Weird suggestion, but how about giving her a painkiller first? Anybody tried this?
 

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Werd. Maybe some wine r sum10. I'd like something that'd mak it numb, but I'm fraid it would make my junk numb also.
 

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Just rub some ambesol on her asshole. Or give a quick shot of lidocaine/procaine right in her dumper using a slin pin. Or get her coked up.

Then pound away! :anal:
 

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My friends are quoting J-Lube...sorry the fellows are adding more,
Astroglide warming lube
gun oil force recon
tenga egg lotion

happy banging!
 

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Weird suggestion, but how about giving her a painkiller first? Anybody tried this?

You know, you seem to have a lot of valuable knowledge in this area that you could share. You could be a valuable asset to me in this quest. Perhaps we could get together sometime and you could help me try out some of your techniques. Just let me know next time you're coming to Bama and I'll get a room. I may even buy some some dinner while your here. Not to mention, you won't even have to pay fr any of the lube. As always, GLYCH!
 

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You know, you seem to have a lot of valuable knowledge in this area that you could share. You could be a valuable asset to me in this quest. Perhaps we could get together sometime and you could help me try out some of your techniques. Just let me know next time you're coming to Bama and I'll get a room. I may even buy some some dinner while your here. Not to mention, you won't even have to pay fr any of the lube. As always, GLYCH!


I you could find quualudes you'd might have less of a pain issue. they were known as 714 lemon

someone did some research for the chemical compounds and this is what they found:

There are a TON of Lemmon 714's out there - but it's proven they contain high amounts of various benzos (diazepam, oxazepam, bromazepam, etc..)
Lube is great especially the warming ones, you might want to try muscle relaxers if your partner is having issues

another that is to be closest to these are: mandrix
 

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Werd. Maybe some wine r sum10. I'd like something that'd mak it numb, but I'm fraid it would make my junk numb also.

It can actually, but not as numb as her. Buy online or at a pornshop. DON'T EVER EVER EVER USE WARMING LUBE FOR ANAL. IT FUCKING BURNS, LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING FOREST FIRE. Or so I've heard

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Just rub some ambesol on her asshole. Or give a quick shot of lidocaine/procaine right in her dumper using a slin pin. Or get her coked up.

Then pound away! :anal:

Hahahaha coke + :anal: how most guys get through NYU lol

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